Why Does Antifa Hate Food So Much?

After several years of being baffled by the tactics used by the regressive left, we have finally figured out why restaurants always seem to get caught in the crossfire when Antifa starts a riot — communists hate food.

To be clear, communism was always a one-way ticket to starvation, but there’s an important difference between 20-something-year-olds who have trouble picking up trash cans and the Bolsheviks who transformed Russia into a communist country in 1917.

The first difference is obvious — it’s reasonable to assume that most of the Bolsheviks had no historical example of why what they were doing was stupid. This was effectively the first socialist revolution, and all the Russian people had known before hand was oppression from a different type of monarch. It wasn’t terribly obvious that they were replacing it with another one.

We can’t treat Antifa supporters the same way. At this point, there exists a litany of examples of communism’s failure. Some of them are even playing out in real time (Venezuela). From this, we can only come to one conclusion: modern day communists hate food, and they want you to hate food with them.

~ Facts Not Memes

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