What’s with All the Hatred of Candy Corn Every Halloween Season?

This meme practically qualifies as blasphemy – or at least a federal hate crime – around the Facts Not Memes mobile headquarters. Regardless, we believe in freedom of speech here, so we’re sharing this meme of unbridled candy corn hatred with you.

It sure would be nice, however, if all of the people who hate candy corn would show our free speech rights the same level of respect.

What is wrong with all of you candy corn haters out there? Sure, we fully acknowledge that candy corn is bad for your heart. But when those sugary bits get welded to your teeth and take a week to dissolve, it provides unending sugary bliss when you least expect it. Candy corn is a Halloween candy gift that just keeps on giving!

We’re not asking all of you candy corn haters out there to eat candy corn. We’re just asking you to respect our relationship with the glorious orange, white and yellow manna.

Oh, and um… Jeffrey Epstein didn’t kill himself.

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