This is the ONLY Way Democrats Can Justify Joe Biden

Ha! We’re all ears, NPCs. Please make the case for electing Joe Biden as President of the United States but without mentioning a certain Donald J. Trump. We’re ready!

We promise to sit here patiently and listen as you extol Joe Biden’s many virtues and his lifetime of “accomplishments” in public service.

Here’s a fun fact that we bet you didn’t know about Joe Biden: He’s had brain surgery. Twice.

Biden had two brain aneurysms during that time when he ran for president back in 1988, requiring brain surgery on both sides of his brain. Doctors took the top of his skull off to operate on his brain. You don’t suppose that had any long-term effects on him, do you?

You could also tell us about all of the legislative accomplishments that Joe Biden had during his decades in the US Senate. An obvious one would be the 1994 ban on semiautomatic rifles. And then there’s the… uh… oh, whoops! Awkward! That’s the only piece of legislation that Biden ever got passed in all his years in the Senate – a bill that directly violated the Second Amendment.

Well, give us your other reasons without mentioning Trump, NPCs. We’re ready.


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