The death of billionaire financier and disgraced pedophile Jeffrey Epstein has turned almost every “normie” on social media into a full-blown conspiracy theorist. And while most conspiracy theories are patently ridiculous, this is probably the most forgivable example.
At this point, we should point out that even the Department of Justice has questions about Epstein’s death. He was kept in solitary confinement, put on suicide watch, and was supposed to be under surveillance on a regular basis. Being on suicide watch means that he should have been kept away from anything that he would be able to kill himself with — including thick blankets that wouldn’t rip if used as a noose.
We don’t have anything groundbreaking to report to you here yet, other than the fact that the two guards who were supposed to be monitoring the situation apparently both fell asleep on duty. This is a pretty incredible story — one that does seem to read like a script from a bad spy movie.
We don’t want to go into full conspiracy mode just yet, but we will say this: if the official story is 100 percent correct, it’s just another example of how government can’t be trusted to do anything at all ever.
