Seriously, Where Did Pete Buttigieg Even Come From?!

If the CIA were to create a spooky blank-slate Deep State candidate to try to insert into the White House, Pete Buttigieg would be the result that popped out of the cloning pod at Langley.

Years’ worth of Pete Buttigieg’s past are a blank slate with no answers about where he was or what he was doing. As even his own Democratic rivals have pointed out, he won his last election with just 8,000 votes in a town that’s probably smaller than the one you live in.

But, this is only the beginning of the mystery that is Pete Buttigieg.

Buttigieg’s years of working alongside Chelsea Clinton at McKinsey are a big mystery, supposedly because of a non-disclosure agreement. Uh huh. Even after Buttigieg wins the nomination next summer in the preordained fake “Democrat primaries,” Americans will never be allowed to know which countries the shadowy McKinsey(CIA) overthrew and looted while Buttigieg was on the board.

So, here’s our theory: the DNC knows they can’t win an election against President Trump with an actual socialist, or a career “moderate” who struggles to put together a coherent sentence. So, the solution is a white and gay version of Barack Obama.

This guy is spooky and is totally under the control of the Deep State. You heard it here first!

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