Scare Off Some Socialists with This Bernie Sanders Repellent

Are you looking forward to handing out candy to costumed neighborhood children at the end of the month, but you’re scared to death that one of their parents might accidentally walk in and take 80 percent of your food and redistribute it everywhere? We have you covered.

Using this handy-dandy Bernie Sanders Repellent, no socialist will be able to make it within 50 feet of your front door — making it more difficult for any “resister” to redistribute the fruits of your label.

It’s called Basic Economics, and it’s a book by conservative thinker Thomas Sowell. Now, it’s important to remember that Sowell is a black American, which theoretically should have scored him some intersectionality points with the political left. However, seeing as how he’s a conservative, he’s been stripped of his “black card.” Black people aren’t allowed to be Republicans — just ask Kanye West.

We really hope this repellent works just as well for you as it does for whoever took this picture. We’re guessing that at least 40 percent of the people that follow Eric July on Twitter purged themselves without anyone having to ask after this was posted.

~ Facts Not Memes

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