We really would like to be able to move on from Jeffrey Epstein’s obviously-not-suicide, but the
situation just keeps getting weirder and weirder. Check this out!
Keep in mind that the Metropolitan Correctional Center (MCC) first put Jeffrey freaking Epstein in a cell with a convicted drug cartel assassin who is now facing the death penalty. Nothing fishy about that!
The death penalty guy’s lawyer is trying to convince a judge that this client did not attack
Epstein earlier in the summer, so he really needs the video footage of Epstein’s cell. Get this:
The footage did exist, prosecutors now admitted in court, but oopsie! It got erased. Crazy how that happens.
Remember that at first, the public was told that the footage didn’t exist because the cameras weren’t working. Then Attorney General Bill Barr said, oh wait, we found the footage, and everything looks hunky dory with nothing suspicious about it.
But NOW… prosecutors say that was actually footage from outside the wrong jail cell. Obviously, nobody entered that cell to murder Epstein – because he wasn’t in that cell. Oh, and for the footage of Epstein’s cell, well, that accidentally got erased along with the backups of the video.
We totally agree with this meme. It’s starting to look like Epstein’s prison footage didn’t kill itself.