No Malarkey: Introducing the 2020 Biden-Mobile

The DNC really didn’t think this one through very well. When they rigged the primaries to freeze out Bernie Sanders and make Beijing Biden the Kid Sniffer the nominee, they chose a candidate who can’t safely leave his basement because of coronavirus.

Most Americans under the age of 50 don’t even have to think about the virus, because it will not affect them in any significant way. They might not even get the sniffles. Those aged 50 to 75 are at more risk.

But for a geezer like Beijing Biden, this virus seems to be a death sentence. The Democrats now have a presidential campaign to run – but their candidate is a dead duck if he goes outside.

Biden gave his biggest speech since March the other day after traveling a short distance from Delaware to Pennsylvania. They allowed seven reporters in the room with him. SEVEN. And the reporters were kept well away from Beijing Biden, confined to little shame circles painted on the floor.

This meme suggests a solution for the Democrats agenda: Create Biden-mobile, fashioned after the Pope-mobile. Cart Biden around in a literal isolation chamber, so at least people can look at him!

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