Next Year’s School Test Scores Will Probably Skyrocket

This meme hits all sorts of great trigger points for movie lovers, homeschool families and more. Everyone probably recognizes “The Feral Kid,” the fantastic character from 1981’s “The Road Warrior.”

Such heartwarming films, by the way…

Gasoline is scarce in the future, so everyone spends all their time driving around. There’s a great fan theory that Max in the new “Mad Max: Fury Road” film is actually the Feral Kid, but all grown up. “Max” is the only word he speaks in the film, so who knows? Maybe!

Anyway, get ready for some major changes to American society over the next year as we adjust to living in a completely different kind of country. School is most likely canceled for the rest of the year.

So, the teacher’s unions are going to flip out next year when standardized test scores are off the charts due to so much homeschooling across the country. That’s going to be awesome!

Not to mention the fact that the Mullet is way past due for a comeback. We can’t wait! We’ve already bought boomerangs for our kids, too.


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