They just don’t make impeachments like they used to. After two weeks of televised hearings, we
haven’t learned about a single hotel break-in. No using the IRS to target political opponents. No cigars in the Oval Office.
Instead, it’s been… this.
Ambassador Gordon Sondland, and a bunch of other self-important foreign policy wonks who
look they must have spent the night of the big Homecoming Dance home alone, which totally
doesn’t matter because THEY HATE ALL THOSE STUPID POPULAR KIDS AT SCHOOL
Instead of learning about any crimes that President Trump committed, the impeachment inquiry
featured “witness” after “witness” just like Sondland. They were all non-witnesses who were
deeply offended that President Trump didn’t follow their advice when it came to foreign aid to
President Trump campaigned on – and is carrying out – a new direction for American foreign
policy. That enrages nerds like Gordon Sondland and the rest of the phony impeachment
“witnesses,” because Trump has upset their apple cart by actually considering America’s best
interests before he just gives our tax dollars away to corrupt foreign regimes.
“The nerve of that guy! How dare he?! Trump’s acting like he’s the one in charge of America’s