Mona Lisa Turns Out to Be a “Science Denier”

Since we’re on the subject of the Mona Lisa being a science denier, shouldn’t we just cancel her entirely and take her painting down as a symbol of white supremacy and the Confederacy? Da Vinci was a Confederate, right?

Is there anything stranger than the mask mania we’ve gone through so far in 2020? First, we were told that masks couldn’t possibly work for ordinary people because we’re all too dumb to put a mask on properly. Only medical professionals with degree in Advanced Masketology could protect themselves properly by wearing masks. The rest of us mouth-breathers would just kill ourselves by wearing them improperly.

And now they’re telling us, actually, pretty much any piece of hand-sewn cotton cloth purchased on Etsy that you put on your face to restrict your pie-hole will save you from a bug that escaped from a Level 4 bio-containment laboratory. Therefore, we somehow need a mandatory federal mask law.

What?!

Which is it, “science” experts with perfectly-coiffed hair? Are we too dumb to wear masks? Or
are we too dumb to not wear them?

Whatever. The point is Mona Lisa is canceled now.


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