Two burly white men wearing MAGA hats may have beaten Jussie Smollett in a swanky Chicago neighborhood during a polar vortex, poured bleach on him, tied a hastily-crafted noose around his neck and screamed, “This is MAGA country” into the sky… but they could not break Jussie’s spirit!
Full confession: We have trouble not thinking of him as “Juicy Smoulliet” ever since that Dave Chappelle special.
This meme is hilarious, because the sanctimonious Jussie basically defamed an entire race with his hoax attack on himself, only to have it ultimately exposed as a hoax after a thorough police investigation.
As you probably remember, the actor Juicy gave a smarmy interview with a fake news media actress in which he told us that he wasn’t going to let racism defeat him.
Great news, Juicy! They caught the racist who perpetrated the attack on you! (Awkward.) And at long last, the racist who conceived and carried out that attack will have to appear in court to try to defend his racist actions. Thanks for everything you’ve done for America, Juicy.