What do you get when you cross a skunk with bitter “I could have been a contender” feelings of loser-dom?
Introducing Senator Mitt Romney (R-UT)!
After spending months trying to trick the American people that President Trump committed a crime on his perfect phone call with Ukraine, House Impeachment Manager Adam Schiff managed to win a single convert.
On the fake “Abuse of Power” impeachment article against Trump, Mitt Romney betrayed his own party, President Trump, and all of America including every Utahn who voted for Trump in 2016.
Such a bitter, sad man who failed to win a perfectly winnable election in 2012 against Captain Obamacare. Even though this Captcha meme shows one president and one not-president, it doesn’t mean we’ll be rid of Mitt Romney anytime soon, unfortunately.
However, the Utah legislature is considering a measure to recall Romney and yank him back out of the Senate. They’ve decided if Romney is such a betrayer after just a little over a year in the
Senate, the next five years are going be way too long if they let Romney stay in place.
Utah, you made a bit mistake in electing Mitt Romney. But we’ll forgive you if you manage to correct the problem as quickly as possible!