Our apologies for the grainy image in this meme. When you need to snap a photo of a monkey trying to whack a lion with a stick, you’ve got to use the camera you have, and not the camera you wish you had with you.
How’s everybody enjoying the impeachment, by the way? On one of the most recent days of hearings, the Democrats heard a full day of testimony from a team of most Trump-hating law professors, who analyzed the hearsay information of a dozen people who were not on Trump’s phone call with the Ukrainian president back in July. Super-fun, right?
This impeachment is turning out exactly like the Russian collusion hoax, only way more boring. The Democrats’ impeachment ringleaders haven’t even managed to come up with a fake Stormy Daniels subplot for this latest goat rodeo.
Should we alert the Democrats to how furious all of us out in Trump country are about their little impeachment-palooza fairytale? Nah!
Let’s just keep peacefully napping through their boring, fake goat rodeo of impeachment. But if the monkey swings that stick…