If Chick Fil A Was in Charge of Counting the Votes

The creator of this meme has a suggestion to solve some of our electoral problems in banana republic states run by Democrats: Put Chick-Fil-A in charge of counting the votes!

Remember just a few years ago when everybody voted on paper ballots and we could all go to bed at 11:00 p.m. on election night, because we knew who the next president would be? Yeah. So do we. Good times.

But now that the Democrat Party has decided that this whole democracy thing shouldn’t count because the people might vote incorrectly, it sometimes takes days and days to finish “counting” the votes. Back in 2016, the election didn’t get dragged out for days because the Democrats believed the polls and didn’t have millions of fake pro-Hillary ballots staged and ready to go. America totally took them (and Hillary) by surprise.

But, they’ve obviously learned their lesson. They had millions of Joe Biden ballots staged like pallets of Soros bricks outside City Hall in an Antifa-occupied city.

The solution is really simple, though: Let Chick Fil A count the votes from now on!


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