Wow! We bet that all of the people living in Washington, DC right now are glad that the Democrats finally put an end to all of that fascism under the Big Orange Menace. As you can see from this meme, it’s all just freedom and lollypops in DC now that fascism is all over!
And all that it took was an occupying army of troops large enough to invade, conquer and occupy Canada. Now that the fascism has ended, the troops will probably need to stay in Washington, DC permanently. You know – just to make sure there’s not another fascist insurrection or anything.
Sweet land of liberty! Nothing says “My election was totally legit” like armed troops on the street and a swearing-in ceremony conducted behind a 12-foot razor wire fence. Has any transfer of power in America ever been this peaceful? We don’t think so!
Washington, DC Mayor Muriel Bowser actually put in a request that the troops be armed with crew-served .50 caliber machine guns of unity and healing. But, for some reason, the National Guard turned her request down.
Oh, well. Enjoy the end of all the fascism, everybody!