Is there anything sadder than the states that are canceling Trick or Treating for all the kids this year?
In California, for example, they’re doing “drive through” Trick or Treating. Parents can drive their kids to certain designated government sites, where kids can get candy from the government. But they have to stay inside their parents’ cars the whole time. And even if they wear a Halloween mask, they have to wear a surgical mask on top of it.
So ridiculous.
Anyway, here’s a fun meme that recommends the different kinds of candy that you can hand out if you live in a sane state that hasn’t canceled Halloween. A couple of the jokes on this meme are right on the border line for appropriateness, but we thought you’d get a kick out of it anyway.
“Whoppers” to represent Dr. Anthony Fauci is pretty funny, as is the bowl of rice and chopsticks for LeBron James. A “PayDay” bar to represent Joe and Hunter Biden is really clever as well.
We thought a better choice might have been a “Three Musketeers” to represent President Trump, Don Jr. and Eric, but hey – it’s a pretty good list overall!
