Ghislaine Maxwell Expected to Not Kill Herself Very Soon

Holy cow! Attorney General and Honey Badger Bill Barr just arrested Ghislaine Maxwell – Jeffrey Epstein’s pimp and accomplice!

The latest rumor had Maxwell pinpointed at some hoity-toity French resort, because we still have terrible extradition rules with France after all these years for some reason. Other reports had her location somewhere in Spain.

Turns out she was right here in the US all along. Bill Barr sent FBI agents to scoop her up at a location in New Hampshire. She’s been charged with six federal counts of doing horrible things to children with and on behalf of longtime Clinton donor and friend Jeffrey Epstein.

Do you realize what this means? The internet is now going to be flooded with memes on this topic for the rest of the year! Hallelujah!

And as we all know, it’s now only a matter of time before Ghislaine Maxwell totally doesn’t kill herself while on suicide watch in a maximum security federal prison. Maxwell will conveniently not kill herself, of course, before FBI agents have a chance to interview her about any possible plea deal in which Maxwell will definitely not roll over on any of her rich and powerful friends.

Ghislaine didn’t kill herself (yet)!


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