Biden Campaign Seizes on Brilliant Strategy to Boost Excitement

Is there anything sadder on television in 2020 than a Joe Biden campaign rally? We sort of keep expecting Ashton Kutcher to pop out from behind Biden at one of his “rallies” to tell America that we’ve all been “punked” – and that the Democrats aren’t actually running a campaign this year.

A reporter in Phoenix looked at the empty street behind her last week at the Biden/Harris rally she was covering and remarked that it was “sort of boring out here.” Sort of?! There were literally ZERO people there! They held a campaign rally in a city with a population of 1.6 million people, and NO ONE SHOWED UP.

Yeah, that’s… “sort of” boring.

To be fair, it’s not like Biden’s rallies are hitting record attendance anywhere else, either. Most of Biden’s events are attended by half a dozen reporters spaced apart in their little COVID shame circles that have been chalked on the sidewalk.

Serious question: If a tree falls at a Biden campaign rally, would it wake up all of the attendees who have fallen asleep out of sheer boredom?

Meanwhile, the Trump boat parades, car parades and Amish buggy parades continue to rock.


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