Bernie Out: The Lamest Commie Revolutionary of All Time

Well, that’s it. Bernie Sanders has dropped out of another winnable race at the behest of the Democrat National Committee. How does it feel, Bernie Bros? Your revolutionary leader who supposedly wanted to burn it all down has once again cowered and taken a knee before his masters in the establishment.

Feelin’ the Bern, bros?

This meme is a great play on Forrest Gump, obviously. And much like Forrest, Bernie really didn’t have an actual reason for all that running he did – twice. He was just running for the sake of running.

Unlike real communist revolutionaries, Bernie’s heart was never really in it. We know it’s painful, because you thought you were going to get to throw all those Trump supporters in a gulag. But Bernie turned out to be just another establishment shill.

Bernie could have stayed in the race and still won. Biden is fading so fast that he may not make it to the convention this summer. Bernie could have won by attrition.

But don’t worry, Bernie Bros. There is still one last way that you can stick it to the Democrat establishment in November. Vote for Trump! Take it from us, it feels really good when the candidate that you vote for actually wins!


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