A Horror Movie — Written for College Liberals

Remember B-movie horror films? While certainly a far cry from great examples of quality filmmaking, the genre has real gems to offer. There’s Them, a classic black-and-white about oversized ants reigning terror upon Atomic Age America. Then, there are more ridiculous examples like Killer Klownz from Outer Space — which is exactly what it sounds like.

This style of moviemaking hasn’t really been in the limelight in the age of superhero films hitting theaters every two months. Occassionally, we get the obligatory horror bomb some time around October, but they don’t capture the same terrifying feeling the old films do. But, as this image suggests, there’s an easy way to change that.

We are confident that, if the image you see here was actually converted into a film, colleges across North America would become battlefields the same way UC Berkeley did when Ann Coulter almost made an appearance there. Movie theaters might have to shell out thousands of dollars in cash the same way UC Berkeley did when Ben Shapiro gave a speech there.

UC Berkeley has some problems, and so would every theater if this actually happened.

~ Facts Not Memes

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